
Pseudopod Metacast, Mar 2011
Pseudopod is back!!! Huge thanks to all the donors past and present. Here’s some administrivia while you’re waiting for the next story.
Pseudopod is back!!! Huge thanks to all the donors past and present. Here’s some administrivia while you’re waiting for the next story.
Interim music: “Strangeforms” by Harmaline
Pseudopod returns to life to bring you the winners of our forum’s “Flash Fiction” contest.
FIRST PLACE
by M.E. Smith
Narrated by Leann Mabry
“The person who had been Jane did not remember a time before she had been living in the cell.” (Continue Reading…)
We push our way through the hot maze of cologned bodies and emerge into the relative quiet of the street. She fishes in her purse but instead of taking out a pack of cigarettes she pulls out the little black gun. She holds it up admiring it in the streetlight.
“Didn’t you want to take them home. Didn’t you want to-”
“Aw fuck. What the hell are you doing with that? Don’t take it out here!”
I snatch the gun and stuff it back into her purse.
“Hey. Easy there,” she says. “Don’t you dare tell me you’re not going to. You said.”
She’s much too calm. It’s that calmness that scares me.
“The Snow-White Heart” was originally published in Talebones #39, Winter 2009.
‘M’ Is for Manhattan and “Hoofprints in the Snow” are PseudoPod originals.
On the third day of Christmas, the Devil brought to me…
By A. Nathaniel Jones
Narrated by Ben Phillips
As I walk home, I hear crackling bones under my feet. I smile thinking of everyone who died so that I may have something to walk on. Every dead body built this city with whatever small pieces of themselves they left behind.
By Marie Brennan
Narrated by Ben Phillips
“Cut out her heart and bring it to me,” the queen said, and so the huntsman did. He brought no deer’s heart in its place, for the huntsman was loyal to his queen. He brought her the heart, and she ate of it, and the blood stained her lips like dye. Her wrinkled skin grew pale and smooth, her greying hair blackened, and she laughed as she finished the last bite.
By Nathaniel Tapley, writer-director of the free monthly podcast In the Gloaming
Narrated by Alasdair Stuart
Christmas used to be a day of church, nuts, tangerines and charades. Now it’s defrosted pre-stuffed boneless turkey joints, DVD box sets, and crippling debt. I had to take a stand.
Sweet Little Memory
by Antony Mann
Left, a carpeted staircase climbed up, and I saw from the ragged pink teddy bear on the bottom step that the entity had begun to colonise downstairs. Which meant that the upper floor was already under its control. I scanned the living room, but there was nothing else of it to see: just a few framed landscapes which gave art a bad name, bits and bobs on the mantle, a television and shelves of videos in the corner.
There were no photos.
Oral Tradition
by Angel Leigh McCoy
Heavy footsteps crossed the verandah and approached the front door. Momentarily, a tall, thick-muscled black man entered the room. He wore the attire of a blacksmith from the 19th century, including the heavy leather apron. His image shifted in the breeze, like laundry hung out to dry, but upside-down, with inverted gravity, anchored by his feet to the floor. Around his neck, he had the unmistakable mark of a rope burn.
I stumbled back, back into an end-table. Clumsy, I placed it between me and my visitors.
Man, You Gotta See This!
by Tony Richards
The exhibit reached its conclusion, you see, in a big square room which just contained one painting. A triptych, they called it. Three almighty canvases put together to form one.
It was water lilies, of course. Took up an entire wall.
And there were benches in front of it, so I just sat down. And then allowed my mind to fall forward into that weightlessness of pastel colour.
I didn’t realise Kara had gone wandering back to see the scenes near Tower Bridge again.
When she tapped my shoulder, asked me if I’d been sitting here all this time, more than half an hour had passed.
I had gone completely elsewhere. I’d been lost. Blissfully so.
And Jer would never understand that.
Wendigo
by Micaela Morrissette
Her elegant companion invited her to accompany him to the grocery store, and she accepted. “Dress warmly,” he counseled. He drove for hours in the dark, the headlights spinning uncertainly off the broken curbs, the sharp teeth of the stoops, the strobing telephone poles. The supermarket was in a bad neighborhood, but vast, swallowing several city blocks. Homeless were encamped at the intersections of the aisles. They each took a cart and moved quickly to the meat department, looking neither left nor right. The meat department was a gargantuan walk-in refrigerator: the space so enormous and the cold mist so dense that she could not see from one wall to the opposite. They did not leave each other’s sides. They did not speak or touch. They filled their carts: chicken, goat, bear, salmon, pork, lamb, conch, squab, rabbit, shark, beef, veal, turkey, eel, venison, duck, mussels, ostrich, frogs, pheasant, squirrel, seal. Tripe, kidneys, liver, tongue, and brains. She suggested the purchase of some lemons and marinade; he reproved her cordially.