From Robert’s website:

I write stories about lobster girls and laser beams. Mimetic fiction is for wimps. Raised on a steady diet of weird paperbacks, Infocom games, and comic books, I have always wanted to be a writer (Well, actually, I first wanted to be a dinosaur, but that didn’t work out so well).

When not writing, I like to travel around the world with my wife Sara, searching for the ideal pint and the perfect bookstore.

My stories have appeared in The Year’s Best Dark Fantasy & Horror, Mythic Delirium, Weird Tales, Interzone, Black Static, Shroud Magazine, Murky Depths, One Buck Zombies, and Pseudopod. My horror-thriller novella Hiram Grange and the Digital Eucharist is available at Amazon.