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PseudoPod 912: The Eidolonpterist


The Eidolonpterist

by Elizabeth Guilt


I was climbing through the window of a ruined castle the only time the police ever caught me. I turned out my bag to show them everything I carried: a torch, pencils, notebooks. I flipped through one book, holding up sketches: the Convolvulus Hawk-moth, the Swallow-tailed moth, the Light Grey Tortrix – Cnephasia incertana, you know, just look at the cross-bands on the forewings…

The police sniggered, and let me go with a warning not to trespass again. I am white, and educated, and well-spoken; I hated myself even as I played up the accent. But they let me go.

I was patient, and polite; it was just a matter of waiting until they grew bored with questioning me. I was used to waiting. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 911: Flash on the Borderlands LXIX: Children of Melpomene

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 “You, sir, should unmask. Indeed it’s time. We all have laid aside disguise but you.”


Masks

by Orrin Grey


“You were his friend, right?”

His granddaughter’s voice on the other end of the phone, her words clear and free from static. I wait to answer, don’t want to, because how do I say, “I don’t know?” For months now, he has been coming over to my house to play xiangqi two or three nights a week while we drink hard cider and talk about bullshit. Does that make us friends, or just two lonely old guys with nobody else to talk to?

Whatever I feel in my heart, what comes out of my mouth is bound to be an affirmative, because what else can I say? And besides, she is so far away—London, of all places, with children of her own that I can hear in the background—while I am so close—his own townhouse just two doors down from mine, only empty spaces between us, because this neighborhood is dying, just as he was dying, just as we all are dying. One uncomfortable phone call at a time.

She hasn’t said the words, but the implication is clear in her voice. If I don’t do it, men will come. Strangers. Impersonal men who will throw it all into boxes and, from there, who knows? The Goodwill? The landfill? No place where it matters. No place where it will be appreciated.

Am I the old man’s friend? I don’t think so. Do I want to do it? No. So why do I say yes into the receiver, my voice bounced across thousands of miles to his granddaughter in London?

The answer is guilt. No more noble a motive than that. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 910: Lidless Eyes That See


Lidless Eyes That See

By Geneve Flynn


We are silently going mad, the boy and I.

The first sign was when he brought me the red silk handkerchief. It was folded and tied like the most perfect furoshiki-cloth wrapping, as if he meant to give me something precious, something with meaning.

Here is what I found instead. Seven pieces of a broken denture, fragments of palate glistening pink as freshly chewed bubble gum, and wire that still shone gold, cradling teeth as jagged and yellow as fossilised popcorn.

With a wordless cry, I crushed them under my boot, grinding the molars to ochre pebbles and chalk. He did not seem to mind, and returned to picking his way carefully through the ruins of the supermarket. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 909: The Witch in the Whale Bone Hut


The Witch in the Whale Bone Hut

by B.C. Kelsey


Four massive ribs held the hut together, two forming a thick arch near the front door. The bones were pockmarked and yellow, no doubt leftovers from the town’s glory days during the height of the whaling industry.

Jamie’s heart sank as he stared at the bones. They had once belonged to a beautiful creature, needled to death by harpoons and stripped of its skin. As he passed under the arch, he found himself wondering what that whale had seen all those years ago, swimming through depths he would never reach. Whatever it had seen or thought or felt, it was all gone now, stripped away with its flesh. Reduced to bone. The knot in his belly tightened at the thought. For the umpteenth time, Jamie wondered why he’d come here, what had drawn him back to this place. Everyone in his life was gone and, in a moment of desperate loneliness, he’d thought of this hut. Of Maggie. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 908: Bring Them All Into the Light


Bring Them All Into the Light

by Dan Coxon


Heathen

They’re on holiday when he sees the cottage. Julie and Nico are bickering in the back seat, Maggie searching through the glovebox for something – anything – that might shut them up for five minutes. He rubbernecks as they pass it at speed, pulls into a lane half a mile up the road.

“What are you stopping for?” Maggie asks, feeding an audiobook into the stereo.

“Nothing. Just want to check something out,” Rob replies.

He almost misses the cottage again, but the For Sale sign peeks above the dry-stone wall just in time, alerting him to hit the brakes. There’s a gravel layby for parking, so he pulls into it and kills the engine. The building is only small, walls of piled stone, a thatched roof that looks mouldy in places, sticking up in tufts like a hairstyle gone wrong. The front door is painted white, worn away to the bare wood in patches. There’s a large garden at the rear, sweeping away from the road and partway up the hill behind it. He thinks he sees a path and a gate. A trail leads up the slope. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 907: Rare Providers


Rare Providers

by Ariel Marken Jack


I like to hunt in the campground that sprouted from the outskirts of our town before we lived here. It’s hard to tell just where the town ends now that the world has grown wild, but there’s not much beyond the campground apart from trees and the scrub and grass growing up through the broken roads. We’re lucky we found a town that hadn’t invested in strip malls or stamped-out housing developments. People here must have liked parks more than parking lots, because the green came back fast once everyone was gone.

Sometimes when I go hunting, I find bones. I don’t know who they were, but they hid in the outhouses, cabins, and trailers, squeezing under the tables in the burned-out picnic shelters and the crawlspace under the camp office cabin. Hiding didn’t save them from whatever happened here, but I respect the effort. I’ve tried to imagine what they were like. It’s a nice town, what’s left of it. Some of them might have been nice people.

I find Lana rolling out pie crust when I get in. My pack is brimming with glossy nuts, orange-gold chanterelles, and a brace of the fat grey squirrels that swarm the oaks when the acorns start to ripen. Her walnut-black hair is piled on top of her head, a few loose strands coiling around the side of her neck. She doesn’t look up when the door creaks, so I track my muddy boots onto the linoleum. I like the way she blushes and squeaks when she wants to pretend she’s too angry to laugh at my mischief.

“Christine!” She shrieks like the tiny brass bird that perches on the spout of the tea kettle I scavenged next door. I feel like whistling myself. If she can get this mad about mud, it’s one of her good days. “Get out of my clean kitchen, you monster!” (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 906: The Cask of Amontillado


The Cask Of Amontillado

By Edgar Allan Poe


The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could; but when he ventured upon insult, I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature of my soul, will not suppose, however, that I gave utterance to a threat. At length I would be avenged; this was a point definitively settled—but the very definitiveness with which it was resolved, precluded the idea of risk. I must not only punish, but punish with impunity. A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser. It is equally unredressed when the avenger fails to make himself felt as such to him who has done the wrong.

It must be understood, that neither by word nor deed had I given Fortunato cause to doubt my good will. I continued, as was my wont, to smile in his face, and he did not perceive that my smile now was at the thought of his immolation. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 905: Phoenix Claws


Phoenix Claws

Lee Murray


A block from the Jade Garden restaurant, I reached out and grasped Fin’s arm. “Hang on.” So many boyfriends had failed; I wasn’t going to let it happen again. I made a fuss of straightening his collar, smoothing the flannel fabric over his weekend sweater. “You know to hold your rice bowl, right? Thumb on the lip, fingers underneath.”

He grinned. Rolled his eyes. “Yes.”

“And your chopsticks—”

“Don’t cross them, don’t stand them up in the rice, and remember to keep my hand palm up when I’m using them,” he intoned in his best Victorian schoolboy. “I offer to pay, even insist a bit, but not too hard, because your dad has to take the honours. Otherwise, he loses face and has to hara-kiri himself on a butter knife.”

Not exactly. Hara-kiri was Japanese, not Chinese. Nevertheless, Fin was the one. I knew it. This uneasiness was just normal new-relationship jitters. (Continue Reading…)