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PseudoPod 929: Bonesoup

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From the author: “My initial idea was a Hansel and Gretel retelling where the Evil Witch actually has children of her own. It became a story about Greece’s intergenerational trauma, called Occupational Syndrome, caused by the Great Famine of 1941-1944. This trauma still influences the way people act to this day and especially how they show love to their children by feeding them every morsel of food and making sure their plate is licked clean. And by making any sacrifice necessary.”

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Bonesoup

By Eugenia Triantafyllou


In Greece, we have a saying: You must eat the body part you want to grow stronger. Or maybe that’s just something my grandmother used to say.

After partying with friends until the early hours, Katerina and I take a detour before we go home. The meat market in downtown Athens houses three restaurants and they all open at five in the morning for the workers who unload pounds of meat all night long. There, we sit at a small square table, a sheet of wax paper serving as tablecloth, and I eat tripe soup to cure my endless hangover. But especially my upset stomach. It’s not like the ones my grandmother makes; it lacks substance. But it’s good enough.

Katerina takes a look at my plate and scrunches her face.

“That’s disgusting,” she says. But soon enough she gives me one of her smirks, to show that she means well. Always soft, even when she wants to be mean.

I smile and let the warm, gelatinous broth slide down my throat.

“A stomach for a stomach.” (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 928: Mr. Harmon’s Girls


Mr. Harmon’s Girls

By Elliott Gish


The first day of school. Bright, cold, the sky that special autumn blue. All of us in new clothes and fresh white shoes, bold and laughing, shy and silent, angry and turned darkly inwards. We streamed into the building in clumps, braving the dark recesses of its brick walls with only our knapsacks to protect us. Some of us moved in groups of six or more, most in fours or threes or twos, and some—the ones who couldn’t make friends, or could but didn’t want them, or had them but were, for whatever reason, not speaking to them just then—by ourselves. We filed raggedly into a freshman English class and there he was, sitting casually on the edge of the battered teacher’s desk.

He was tall, though all adults seemed tall to us then. His dark curls were longer than we were used to seeing on a man, especially in that school, in that time. He sat ankle over knee, jaunty, irreverent. A smile revealed two bottom teeth snugly overlapping. His little round glasses kept slipping to the edge of his nose, making a break for freedom; the eyes behind them were the mildest shade of blue. Over his left shoulder we could see what he had written in charismatic cursive on the board: MR. HARMON.

“But you can call me Rodney,” he told us after we’d all sat down, and we murmured at the novelty of an adult freely offering his first name, as though it was a little treat he’d decided we had earned. He was new to the school, he said, just like us—he had left a job at a high school on the other side of the country to accept one at ours, traveled an unfathomable distance just to be there with us. It made us like him. So did his hair, and his glasses, and the shy, sly flash of his smile.

Some of us thought about him later, after school, in our beds. Most of us didn’t. We did not realize, then, what he would become. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 927: Three Nights With the Angel of Death


Three Nights with the Angel of Death

by Emily Ruth Verona


Arizona, 1884—Day One

The people of Vulture City are calling him the Angel of Death. But that makes no difference to us. There’s a one-thousand-dollar reward on him, and that kind of money never comes easy. No. It comes soaked in blood. Wet and slippery. Not that it matters when all is said and done. Bloody money buys a hell of a lot more than empty pockets. I can tell you that much.

Most of the Arizona territory knows him by the name of Tom Radley, the same Tom Radley who robbed five banks in five coal mining towns in 1882. The law managed to catch up with him after that last bank in Comstock; he was rotting in Yuma Territorial Prison until about six months ago. The son of a bitch escaped. Got all the way to Clayton, New Mexico, before they snapped him up again.

That’s where the Angel of Death comes in. You see those lawmen—the ones tasked with bringing Radley back to the prison—they didn’t make it far. Started dying off one by one… in real peculiar ways too. The kind that make the skin on the back of a man’s neck shrivel and prune when he hears tell of ‘em. One fella was said to have strangled himself to death, if such a thing is possible. Another was found with his throat slit but not a drop of blood in his body or even on the ground around him.

By the time they got Radley to Vulture City, there was only one lawman left on his escort, and he was raving. Refused to take Radley any further. Said his last remaining compatriot had vanished in the night—just up and disappeared in the desert somewhere west of Wickenburg. Of course, being a mining town, Vulture wasn’t too keen on keeping Radley around for long. Put a group together as fast as it could to get him gone.

Guess that’s how we ended up here, in the very belly of the Sonoran, between Vulture City and Yuma Territorial Prison with nothing but the sky above and hell below. It’s a four-day journey, and there are five of us besides Radley, each desperate enough or stupid enough to think we can make a buck off Radley’s hide. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 926: Beach Head


Beach Head

by Daniel LeMoal


“Are you still alive over there?”

Alvy’s voice sounded weak, but it retained the bong-huffing tonality that had been his hallmark since he hit puberty. It grated at me almost as badly as the grains of sand coating my teeth. In my darkness, I could hear the sound of approaching water.

“C’mon Jim,” he continued. “If you can’t talk, just open your eyes for me.”

I opened my eyes, and was immediately blinded by daylight. When my vision adjusted, I found myself staring at a stretch of deserted beach. The seemingly decapitated heads of Alvy and Mikey Burdy lay before me, propped up in the sand.

“What the fuck?” I croaked, as both of my crewmates blinked tiredly at me.

“It’s about time you woke up,” Alvy said. “We’ve been deep-sixed.”

The ocean wind picked up suddenly, blowing more sand in my face. When I tried to raise my hands to shield my eyes, I found myself unable to move. I finally realized that my arms and legs were frozen in place, packed in sand that felt as heavy as concrete. Of course, I panicked. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 925: Black Bargain and What Every Young Ghoul Should Know

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What Every Young Ghoul Should Know” is a little piece of ephemera from an amateur zine, and very much written for Bloch’s friends. He sasses Clark Ashton Smith for taking his dictionary. He takes a shot at Hugo Gernsback (Amazing Stories) and Farnsworth Wright (Weird Tales) and Corwin F. Stickney the editor of the zine it was published in, plus some other editors. Do you recognise any other Easter eggs? Let us know!


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Black Bargain

by Robert Bloch


It was getting late when I switched off the neon and got busy behind the fountain with my silver polish. The fruit syrup came off easily, but the chocolate stuck and the hot fudge was greasy. I wish to the devil they wouldn’t order hot fudge.

I began to get irritated as I scrubbed away. Five hours on my feet, every night, and what did I have to show for it? Varicose veins. Varicose veins, and the memory of a thousand foolish faces. The veins were easier to bear than the memories. They were so depressing, those customers of mine. I knew them all by heart.

In early evening all I got was “cokes.” I could spot the “cokes” mile away. Giggling high-school girls, with long shocks of uncombed brown hair, with their shapeless tan “fingertip” coats and the repulsively thick legs bulging over furry red ankle socks. They were all “cokes.” For forty-five minutes they’d monopolize a booth, messing up the tile table-top with cigarette ashes, crushed napkins daubed in lipstick, and little puddles of spilled water. Whenever a high-school girl came in, I automatically reached for the cola pump.

A little later in the evening I got the “gimme two packs” crowd. Sports-shirts hanging limply over hairy arms meant the popular brands. Blue work-shirts with rolled sleeves disclosing tattooing meant the two-for-a-quarter cigarettes.

Once in a while I got a fat boy. He was always a “cigar.” If he wore glasses he was a ten-center. If not, I merely had to indicate the box on the counter. Five cents straight. Mild Havana—all long filler.

Oh, it was monotonous. The “notions” family, who invariably departed with aspirin, Ex-Lax, candy bars, and a pint of ice-cream. The “public library” crowd—tall, skinny youths bending the pages of magazines on the rack and never buying. The “soda-waters” with their trousers wrinkled by the sofa of a one-room apartment, the “hairpins,” always looking furtively toward the baby buggy outside. And around ten, the “pineapple sundaes”—fat women Bingo-players. Followed by the “chocolate sodas” when the show let out. More booth-parties, giggling girls and red-necked young men in sloppy play-suits.

In and out, all day long. The rushing “telephones,” the doddering old “three-cent stamps,” the bachelor “toothpastes” and “razor-blades.”

I could spot them all at a glance. Night after night they dragged up to the counter. I don’t know why they even bothered to tell me what they wanted. One look was all I needed to anticipate their slightest wishes. I could have given them what they needed without their asking.

Or, rather, I suppose I couldn’t. Because what most of them really needed was a good long drink of arsenic, as far as I was concerned. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 924: The Things That Wash Up on Marble Beach

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From the author: Following the enthusiastic and repeated recommendations of a good friend of mine (looking at you BDM), I read Dan Simmons’ Hyperion a couple of years back. Though I greatly enjoyed each of the pilgrims’ tales, the finale of one of them (not saying which one, you’ll just have to read the book) latched onto my brain, tendrils sunk too deep to be filed away amongst other memories of things read and enjoyed; nope, this one would itch until I’d somehow written it back out. ‘The Things That Wash Up on Marble Beach’ is the lovechild of this brainworm and the intoxicating fascination the sea and its strange denizens has always conjured in me.”


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Sphere by Michael Crichton


The Things That Wash Up on Marble Beach

by M.O. Pirson


The phone’s ring echoes through the beach house. The fifth time today.

I grit my teeth and grab the infernal machine, ready to send my daughter to voicemail again. Cassie won’t like that, but she has enough to worry about with the pregnancy and whatnot; she doesn’t need to hear the rasp in my voice, the pauses I have to take to catch my breath. I all but hear her shrill reprimands. It’s been months, Dad! Either make an appointment or I’ll do it for you.

The name lighting up on the screen isn’t Cassandra’s, however. I blink at the bright screen—‘Dept of Fisheries’—and answer with a grunt.

Roy’s voice carries over the line. “Hey Elias, you there?”

“I am, Roy. What can I do you for?”

“A report just came in. Mid-sized marine mammal or fish washed up near your place. You available to take a look?”

I’ve been doing contract work for the Department for years. ‘Take a look’ actually means ‘carry out a full post-mortem’, and I’m feeling closer to my grave than to my college years. I’m about to decline, pretend to be ‘out of town’, when my eyes drift out the window and land on a smooth, dark shape sprawled in the wet sand, as if a massive lead-coloured pebble had been left behind by the ebbing tide. Couldn’t be more than seventy yards away.

Something stirs inside me—a spark of excitement.

I shake my head. It’s not reasonable, not in my state.

Then again, it might be the last time…

I clench my teeth, cast another look through the window. Sod it! I give Roy the answer he’s looking for. “Sure, you’ll have my report by morning.”

I cut the call and dial Duncan’s number, then take a deep breath, fighting the cancerous vice choking my sick lungs, and brace myself for the task ahead. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 923: Too Little, Too Little, Too Much

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Fans of the urban legend of the Russian Sleep Experiment may be excited to see a recent movie release “The Soviet Sleep Experiment” is available online now with our very own narrator Paul Cram in the film as Subject 6.  Here’s the movie trailer


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Too Little, Too Little, Too Much

By John Wiswell


As soon as the adults leave him alone, Lark takes a shower to get the smoke out of his hair. He’s tall enough to reach the knobs all by himself. The only shampoo in Uncle Lee’s bathroom is coconut scented. This is Lark’s first time smelling coconut. He likes it. It smothers all the other smells as he suds up, like it’s erasing what he did tonight.

Buried in the towels, he cracks the bathroom door. It doesn’t sound like Father is here yet; he’s still busy with the police. Uncle Lee is talking to Lark’s brother, Brantley.

Uncle Lee asks, “You want some more cereal?”

Brantley says, “No thanks. I’m all full.”

Uncle Lee says, “Then why are you climbing on the counter, buddy?”

Brantley asks, “Where’s your fire extinguisher?”

“Oh. Oh. Let me show you.”

Lark rubs a towel over his head, drying out his hair as best he can, while he watches his uncle down the stairs. It feels wrong seeing an adult be so helpful. Uncle Lee actually lifts Brantley up so he can reach the white plastic extinguisher. Brantley hugs it to himself with both arms and looks up the stairs, at Lark.

Lark hides in the bathroom until Uncle Lee knocks for him. He pretends he was brushing his teeth.

“You’re such a man already,” Uncle Lee says, showing him to his room. “I don’t have beds in here. It’s going to be like camping.”

Lark and Brantley share a room that is too large with too little in it. The carpet is softer than pillows. They lie in sleeping bags that their uncle says they used when they camped one time when they were smaller. Neither of the twins remember that. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 922: Something Stirring Underneath

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From the author: “At the far northwestern corner of Georgia down an unmarked path off a logging road lies the crumbling ruins of a manor that was host to murder and fire. It is only one of many forgotten places in the Deep South, some dating back thousands of years to civilizations that have been nearly lost to time, but it was these ruins I visited in 2021 along with my best friend since high school. The woods were silent that day, save for the calls of the last few cicadas still clinging to their short, summer lives. That eerie place is the final memory I have of us together. A bizarre tribute perhaps, but an apt one: this story is for her.?


Something Stirring Underneath

by Laura Downes


He came in with the rain.

There wasn’t much else for Gideon to do than watch the coffee brew. As each drop landed in the glass pot, it rippled out, distorting his reflection in the dark liquid. Just when he thought he could recognize himself again, another drop fell.

The diner was always quiet this time of night. He didn’t know why Helen insisted on keeping it open twenty-four hours, other than that was the way her mother had done it and nothing ever changed in this part of Mississippi unless it had to. So there Gideon was most nights, just him and the coffee maker and the murmurings from the TV on the counter. Not all that long ago, when he’d been in high school, it’d been a good time to get homework done, but now he didn’t even have that to keep him occupied. The TV was older than he was and only picked up two channels. Both played infomercials this time of night, but he had it turned on anyway, just to hear voices.

—peels and chops onions with just one tap. But what if you need them minced? Well, tap again and—

The bell over the front door was barely audible over the forced cheer of the infomercial host, his smile too wide to be honest as the machine in front of him reduced an onion into smaller and smaller pieces.

“Take a seat and I’ll be with you in a moment,” Gideon said, the rote words rolling off his tongue without him having to think. He’d follow up with an offer of coffee under usual circumstances, but one look at the boy in the doorway told him tonight would be anything but usual. (Continue Reading…)