
PseudoPod 953: If You Don’t Want a Cat, Don’t Get a Kitten
Show Notes
From the author: “I dedicated one of my stories, ‘If You Don’t Want a Cat, Don’t Get a Kitten’, to Brian Keene. His adventures with stray kittens are well-documented online, namely the humanitarian work he undertakes by trapping them, getting them spayed/neutered, and then socializing them before helping his local shelter find homes for them. This is one of many examples of Keene’s kind spirit. Thank you, Brian, for your wonderful work and for being a great colleague and friend.”
If You Don’t Want a Cat, Don’t Get a Kitten
by Sonora Taylor
For Brian Keene
Some men woke to the sound of roosters. Brent knew it was a new day when he heard a steady chorus of scratches outside his window. He rolled off of his lumpy mattress, the worn comforter askew over the stained and dirty fitted sheet. One sure sign that a woman didn’t live there was that his bedsheets hadn’t been changed in months.
Brent slipped into his moccasins and pulled a coat on over his pajamas. He stepped onto the porch and clenched his teeth at the sudden rush of cold that smacked his face. He rubbed his hands together.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw one small orb stick up from a hole in the porch. Another, then another, until heads and arms slinked through various cracks in the worn wooden planks, each with the same morning call:
“Mew!”
Brent sighed. It was time to feed the kittens.
Brent hadn’t wanted a pet. But living near the woods meant that sometimes, pets came to you. Brent had been outside drinking coffee when he heard the first mew. He’d looked and saw one single kitten, a calico with orange eyes. It looked at him expectantly, as if the kitten had been there all along and it was Brent who’d moved into its space.
“Hey little fella,” Brent said, deciding the kitten was a boy. “Where’d you come from?”
The kitten blinked over a wet, blank stare, as cats tend to do.
“Is your momma here?”
“Mew!”
Brent surveyed the porch, but saw no mother cat. He had no neighbors to speak of for miles, so he didn’t think the kitten or his lost parent had an owner. He walked into the yard and saw muddy paw prints walking from the woods. He stooped for a closer look, and saw that the paw prints weren’t brown, but a deep red.
Brent jumped back. If a predator had attacked the kitten, he didn’t want them coming near him to finish the job. He rushed back to the porch, where the calico sat expectantly. His fur was clean, no blood on its tuft or its maw. Brent figured the morning dew that covered his moccasins had washed any remnants of the attack away.
“Mew!”
Brent didn’t want a cat. And he knew the old adage: if you don’t want a cat, don’t get a kitten.
But the kitten sure was cute.
“Okay,” he said, as if he’d had any choice in the matter the minute he saw those wide orange eyes. “But you have to stay outside.” (Continue Reading…)