PseudoPod 145: Infestation
by Matthew Piskun
Rachel comes in the through the garage door in the kitchen. She’s carrying a large green ceramic flower pot. Inside the pot is the weirdest flower I have ever seen. Its stem is thick and curvy like a jungle vine. It’s about seven inches tall and has little white bumps, like tiny blisters, all along the stem. The head of the flower is furry and yellow with large red and black petals, wavy and erect, just the way a kid would draw them. There are several layers of petals and their pattern is mesmerizing: black-red-black-red on one layer, then the next would interchange to red-black-red-black, et cetera. As she carries the flower into the house the petals give the illusion of spinning, like little wheels turning inside larger ones.
I say, “What the hell is that thing?”
“I have no idea, but isn’t it cool?”
About the Author
From Matthew’s website:
I am a PharmD living in South Jersey (way south) and a wanna be writer. I have two young kids and they love Badgers and Wolverines, hence the website name (plus all the cool ones were taken).
About the Narrator
Cayenne Chris Conroy
The creative force behind the Teknikal Diffkulties Podcast.