Pseudopod 155: The Worm that Gnaws

By Orrin Grey

Read by Ian Stuart

I’ve ‘ad loadsa bad jobs in my day, but this ‘un’s the worst by a
mile. Trompin’ aroun’ in the boneyards at midnight, diggin’ up dead
folks wi’ a wooden spade, breakin’ open the caskets wi’ a mattock, an’
haulin’ ‘em up an’ out by the heads. Christ.

The mist creeps up ‘til it’s so thick ya can’t hardly see the groun’
for it, makes the tombstones look like ships at sea where they thrust
up out a it. Cold as a witch’s tit, an’ only one bottle between us,
Wolfe an’ I.

‘Course it’s illegal. I ain’t had but a job or two that weren’t, in
one way or t’other. But the fines ain’t steep, an’ the constables
tend ta look t’other way. Sides, the pay’s worth the risks. Good
pay, for a fella like me, or a fella like Wolfe.

‘E’s the boss, is Wolfe. Been at the game a long time, compared ta
me, an’ ‘e ain’t like ta let me forget it. Big fella, shaped like a
barrel, face all red an’ puffy from too much drink. “Ya’d drink too,
ya’d seen what I seen,” ‘e always tells me, as if I don’t drink.