Pseudopod 039: Some Things Don’t Wash Off

By Joel Arnold

Read by Ben Phillips

Finally I looked at him. Bald, thin, muscular and his body covered with tattoos. I mean everywhere. On his face. His ears. All up and down the front of his back. He wore jeans and suspenders. No shirt. Just suspenders.

I caught myself staring at his teeth.

“Scrimshaw,” he said, widening his smile to expose more detail. “An art practiced for centuries by sailors.”

Each tooth was etched with a picture of a man hanging from a tree. The etchings disappeared into his throat.

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Baxter
May 25th, 2007 2:37 pm

Very nice. I was inked by a preacher’s son in Champaign, IL at the Mark of Cain. (shameless plug).
Don’t use anti-biotic ointment.
Bag Balm! Keep it wet for 2 weeks.

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Ben
May 26th, 2007 4:09 am

I didn’t find this to be terrifying or horrifying. It was beautiful.

03
May 26th, 2007 4:31 pm

I agree with Ben…It was heartwarming in a sort of twisted, morbid way (no pun intended with the “heartwarming” thing *GASP* *SPOILER*)

04
May 26th, 2007 4:32 pm

I must say too, that this story, conceptually speaking, is like one part Sin Eater, one part Illustrated Man.

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Carol
June 23rd, 2007 3:26 am

I sincerely loved this story. I agree, it was beautiful. My vivid imagination caused me to shudder when the guy ripped his chest open…

But I really enjoyed this one.

06
July 30th, 2007 4:49 pm

Wow.

Not only was this a fantastic story, but a masterful reading by Ben Phillips. The combination brought tears to my eyes.

I’d agree it might not be your classic horror fare, but, man, was it an effective piece.

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Lisa
December 13th, 2007 10:50 am

Does anyone know if Joel Arnold has a website?

i’ve been searching and searching but can find nothing about him!

i really need to get hold of him as i’m desperate to illustrate this story!!

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Amber
January 25th, 2009 5:04 pm

Strong story… forgiveness.